They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic Chicken Invaders, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren! I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to “extra crispy” [...]

They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic Chicken Invaders, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren! I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to “extra crispy” [...]

Intergalactic chickens invaded Earth, seeking revenge for the oppression of their earthly brethren. They came out of nowhere, and everywhere. It was only you who managed to repel the invasion, and saved humanity from an eternity of servitude[...]

Chickens. For centuries we have oppressed them, grilling, roasting, stewing, and stuffing them in buns. The time has come for us to pay. Intergalactic chickens (with Santa hats!) are trying to spoil Christmas! It’s time for you to fight through 120 waves of these festive chicken invaders for our ancestral right to omelettes. Will you succeed? Will chicken become the new holiday meat of choice? Or will you end up as a shiny ornament [...]